Mike Horner is another example of the "everyman" paradigm in porn. He's not that hot, allowing Joe the plumber to think that he too could have tacky harlots in high heels double-blowing him in a Trans Am.
He has been in recent porns parodying "The Brady Bunch" , "Bewitched" and Bill O'Reilly (as Bill Orally in "Who's Nailin' Paylin?: Adventures of a Hockey MILF"). Brilliant.
Mike was never a particular favorite of mine, but I did like his mustachioed version in the lower picture with Jon Dough.
The type in this is pure genius:
I always wished I could get a job writing blurbs for porn. Someday....