There is a sad trend among the finest bodies in porn to litter their Adonis bodies with crappy tattoos. Don't get me wrong: I think a well placed, well designed tattoo can be sexy as fuck. And I understand the addictive nature of getting tattoos first hand--I have two "inked" forearms myself. But thus far, despite my drug and alcohol abuse over the years, I have resisted defiling my body with: A) Frat letters B) Band names C) Chinese characters or D) Cartoon characters (a la Calvin pissing on something). Plus my body was never so perfectly proportioned that grown men would cry when they saw me (at least to my knowledge).
But I digress. Mark Dalton, in all of his steroid fueled wife-beatin' glory, is a prime example. Despite his soft-core only porn career, when Mark first appeared on the cover of Men, I fell in lust immediately.
As far as I know, even in his early career he had a tramp stamp and some decent, if not impressive, shoulder tatts, which were often photoshopped out of frontal glamour shots. You can still sometimes see them creeping over his shoulders. Even if he's not your cup of tea, I'm sure we can all agree that he put some time and effort into his body, as his Jenny Jones clip below shows. There are a few other videos of him below, but I came across one gem thats deserves special attention. Mark is sitting a bathroom masturbating and trying to suck his own cock with a sweaty ferocity that in my experience only comes with heavy drug use. Links here and here. Its kind of cute, and totally sexy in a fucked up way, watching him shake and grunt with cokesweat covering his body. And Mark, I've been there.
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