If I was straight, I'd be a
tit man. Huge, fake, Russ Meyer size titties. As it happens, my cock
sucking proclivities have steered me away from the silicon fakes and into the steroid induced fakes. I totally have "my eyes are up here" moments with men,
which luckily is not as likely to result in a lawsuit or a slap. Because of this, body builders
have an obvious appeal for me. Normally their tendency to shave
everything puts me off a bit, but sometimes the pecs win out.
This guy
Brett Becker has a bunch of YouTube clips devoted solely to his man boobies,
and I must say I find them mesmerizing. I have resisted posting about
him before only because I can already hear all my friends saying "gross" in unison, but who cares? As least I'm not a skat queen, bitches.
