I'm on vacation this week in Provincetown, MA, which promises to be filled with relaxation, heavy drinking, and envious looks at the 6, 8 and 10 packs which everyone seems to have in gay beach towns. It will be even worse this summer because the theme of this year's carnival is "Heros and Villans" which means that the town will be filled with men dressed up as Superman who actually have Superman's body. I thought in honor of this spectacle (which I will fully document of course), I'd post some of my favorite unachievable physiques which ensure I never have a healthy self image.
The first: Nathan Rench, dimple chin and all.